You know, I really hate cows.
They're always "moo mooing" here and "moo mooing" there and it just pisses me off. They also eat all my grass, perfectly good grass at that. I like grass, but whenever I go out, there are cows, everywhere. You'd think they could share a little.
I also hate it when they take too long in the shower and then they leave hair in the sink after shaving. Then, they have the audacity to ask me to bring the television out into the pasture so they can watch their cow-oriented programs.
They also short sheet my bed, and just laugh away for hours on end as
I try into the late hours of the night to tuck myself in. I just go into the corner, curl
into a ball, and cry, but that just makes them laugh even more.
My name is: Rick
How I found your page: do you REALLY care??